Many celebrities seem to feel that once they're in the spotlight, they're obligated to get their kit off on a regular basis. We disagree - for a hapless few, the 'less is more' rule should definitely NOT be applied!
Let's start with Simon Cowell. We find something severely disturbing about this picture - he's obviously worked hard on that bod and is relishing the opportunity to flash the flesh aboard one of his many yacht holidays... we're torn between telling him to reach for one of those famous V-neck jumpers, or to pull those shorts down from under his armpits. Yuck!
Time for some sun cream Simon? (WENN)
Next up, Lauren Goodger. Who could forget this disaster of an outfit... we want a word with whoever advised her that this non-existent skirt was a good look. It's not normal to wear a swimming costume to a party, Lauren. We suggest a sticky note on the fridge that reads: 'Note to self: When leaving the house, put clothes on'. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Maybe check the mirror before going out Lauren? (WENN)
Lauren's fellow TOWIE star Gemma Collins deserves a mention here, too. We're all for a girl with a fuller figure here at Entertainmentwise, but Gemma just never seems to get it right. An ill-fitting bra and streaky tan should never be combined with a dress this short - we learnt from this picture that it is possible to be too confident...
A little tight Gemma? (WENN)
Courtney Stodden, where do we begin? Yes the teenage bride has a figure to die for, but we don't need to see what she ate for breakfast in order to take notice. The hair, the clothes, the makeup... it's all far too much for us.
TMI Courtney! (WENN)
The nation's No.1 attention seeker Helen Flanagan caught our eye for all the wrong reasons during her stint in the jungle last year, with her fake tan disasters becoming a regular (hilarious!) feature of the show. The jungle, where mirrors are hot running water don't exist, is not the place for that St. Tropez, love!
A tanning disaster for Helen (WENN)