Oscars 2013 Best Quotes: Chris Brown And Rihanna Ripped On And Anne Hathaway Tells Crippled Kristen Stewart To 'Break A Leg'

Host Seth MacFarlane went for the jugular

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It's all over for another year, Hollywood's headed off to the parties, but to leave you with a flavour of the goings on at the Oscars 2013, here's a selection of the best quotes.

"The quest to make Tommy Lee Jones laugh, starts now. I can't believe I'm here. It's an honour that everyone else said no."Host Seth MacFarlane quips at famously frowning Tommy, raising a smile with his opening line.

"The story was so top secret that the film's director is unknown to the Academy. Ben, they know they screwed up.” –The host mocks the Academy for missing out Ben Affleck.

"We saw your boobs" -The main lyric from MacFarlane's opening number which embarrasses a collection of famous female stars who've gone naked on screen.

"Three years ago, before we decided to do a straight swap, I had actually been committed to play Margaret Thatcher and Meryl was Steven's first choice for Lincoln. I'd like to see that version." – Daniel Day-Lewis to Best Actor presenter Meryl Streep.

Seth MacFarlane: risque humour (Photo: WENN/ABC)

“This is a story about man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unthinkable violence, or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it - a date movie," – Seth MacFarlane’s joke sees the audience wincing.

"I'm told the screenplay is loosely based off of Mel Gibson’s voicemails" – Seth goes for Django Unchained’s use of the n-word and a former Oscar winner.

"As I said, tonight’s ceremony is being watched by a close to a billion people worldwide, which is why Jodie Foster will be up here in a bit to ask for her privacy." –Seth MacFarlane aims one at the darling of the Golden Globes.

"You guys are just standing up because I fell and you feel bad," – Jennifer Lawrence on stage accepting Best Actress after falling over.

Well, break a leg…Oops." – Anne Hathaway to Kristen Stewart, who's on crutches, before the Twilight star went on stage. (Source BBC)

"I found my soulmate and we committed ourselves to each other and everything else since then... all of this has just been the cherry on top of the lovely plate of vegan ice cream.”- Hathaway gets a little weird on the red carpet.

“My dress weighs15 kilos!”- Adele reveals how she's replaced her baby weight on the red carpet.

"I was here 15 years ago and I had no idea what I was doing, stood out here in front of you all, I was just a kid. I never thought I'd be back.

"So many people extended themselves to me and I want to thank them. You can't hold grudges, it's hard, but you can't hold grudges.

"It doesn't matter how you get knocked down in life. All that matters is that you get up," – Ben Affleck’s emotional speech gets faster and faster as it goes on.

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