It seems that Downton Abbey really has made it to the big-time... as there is now a pornographic parody on the market, starring the legendary Ben Dover.
Julian Fellowes' multi-award winning, multi-million-fan-boasting period drama has garnered a massive following in its four years on the air, and it was surely only a matter of time before something by the name of - WAIT FOR IT - Down On Abby popped up.
Down On Abby is a thing that exists (Packshot)
The movie is produced by Harmony Films and is set at - WAIT FOR IT AGAIN - Bottomley Manor, with characters including Lord and Lady Grabhem, and their stepdaughters Abby and Fanny. The servant's name is, of course, Master Bates.
"As Down on Abby is our first foray into the world of adult parody and with Harmony being a British studio, it was a no brainer that our first offering would be with something that is quintessentially British," Harmony's VP of sales and marketing explained.
Alongside Ben Dover, whose name just never gets old, other stars include Lexi Lowe, Jasmine Jae and Ave Dalush.
Wonder what Dame Maggie Smith would have to say about this...